Your Ayah and my ayah.

Extracted from a forwarded email. Brilliant description and not offended :)

A man came home from work and his children ran to him and called out ‘Ayah! Ayah!’.
His neighbor got very upset and said to him, “Can you please tell your children not to call you ‘Ayah’?”

The man asked, “Why?”

The neighbor retorted, “Because my children call me ’Ayah’ too. They might get confused and mistake you to be their father.”

The man told his neighbour, "are you saying that your children is so stupid that they don't know who is their 'Ayah'".

The neighbour : "ummm...... NO!! They are not stupid!! They might just get confused!!"

The Man : "If they are not stupid, then there must be something wrong with your teaching!!"

The neighbour : There is nothing wrong with my teaching!! I just don’t want my children to get confused!!

The Man : "So you are saying by using the word 'Ayah' , your children will call me Ayah too without knowing who is their father?"

The neighbour said : "yes, That is why your children should stop calling you 'Ayah'!"

The Man "But children from all over are using the word ayah and no one has any problem"

The neighbour: " I dont care about others, but my children might get confuse!!"

The man: "Look, I was a father way before you becoming one, my children has been calling me ayah way before you have kids!" "

The neighbour " I don't care!! if you dont stop it, i will burn your house!!!"

The man : "........."

"Retiree" Hours

Practicing 'pensioner' life..
Relaxing at Winter Warmers Coffee & Tea House..
searching the peace of mind..
and calm of soul..

Though with the tropical hot & humid weather,
sometimes I still prefer outdoor seats..
Enjoying the the natural sunlight & breeze..
the only drawback would be 2nd hand smoke, hazadours to the health..

Been to Winter Warmer once for tea break..
It registered in my memory as a very nice place..
I cant recall what has impressed me..
so am here for my lunch break..
Lunch Set tuna waffle + tea..

Do I have the look of coffee drinker instead of tea?
While taking order the waiter asked me twice
"Do you want to change the drink?"

Winter Warmers doesnt sound like a name for coffee..
I thanks for the offer.
Starbucks just next door. Anytime..



The tuna waffle is BIG ..
I thought of asking my next door patron if he would like to join me.. :-p
Well, that would be awkward thinking,
So the idea stay in my mind till I finished the meal.
It was a delicious tuna waffle..



Enjoying the darjeeling black tea while reading the magazine I just bough..
Once a while enjoying the colorful crowd passing by.
Pretty and handsome. Old and young.

What made Winter Warmers so special?
hahaha...
The waiters are friendly.
They are all waiters.. no sight of waitress.. :-p
Importantly they all have sweat smile and handsome looked. hahahaha
They are humour too and kind hearted..
The way they present themselves..
Very relaxing and sunshine..
(i saw one or two of them so..
i assume all waiters are like that la :-p)

A worthy lunch... :-p

Then, 2 pretty teenagers join me, they sit next table..
I am glad to see there are pple (females) who shared the same thought like me choosing outdoor seat..

Well.. not long my enjoyment turn into 'day'mare..
which ended my lunch break earlier..

One of them is smoker..
seriously polluted my peaceful breeze
so i think we do not share the same enjoyment..

ciao..
A true life..

Delectable Su’s Style Braised Pork

I woke up with a very upbeat mood..

I went to market to choose a nice piece of steaky pork. ooppss. 2 slices.
The instruction is minimum 1 kg in order to maintain the good taste.
Anyway i bought enuff only for me..

Next i went to source for the vinegar. This is funny..
the shopkeeper: "Lady which type? u want the sharkfin one or cook pork leg one?"
oopppsss... i don know.. yesterday i almost bought apple vinegar.. hahahaa
sharkfin type is sour type..
pork leg type is less sour.. sweat..

He saw the pork.. "you cook pork leg?"
"Well, i am not cooking pork leg exactly.. well pork. SO i believe its same"
so i got my pork leg sweet vinegar.

YAY.. the cooking mood come.. :)

I remember my brother told me about 绝对的诱惑——正宗苏式红烧肉..
Delectable Su's style Xiu Yok.
the Su's style is just coincidental name with my family name.. :)

Very simple ingredient & preparation

1. 五花肉 steaky pork
2. 黑甜醋 Sweat Vinegar
3. 老抽 Sweat dark soya source
3. 料酒 cooking wine
4. 冰糖 rock sugar

when i got home.. immediately called to verify with my bro (expensive cooking lesson).. :-p
phew got the right vinegar.
But it was a very big bottle. 1 litle.
Anyway the shopkeeper commented..
pork leg need a lot vinegar. Half bottle will gone. So i should be fine with the big bottle

I cleaned the pork chopped into dices as big as mahjong piece.
Don't be small. Because it ll break into bits and pieces. It is a long cooking process.
Soak it with water and wine.
tips: soak with wine will remove the pork smell and absort the meat fibre.
cannot be long about 15 min. Otherwise it will lost it freshness.

Cleaned it and put into work.
Covered with water, Added in in wine (if no wine brandy will do). How much?
I really don know.. i just add. I think got at least half a cup. :-p
then add in vinegar. I read on..

.. half spoon...

"WAT??? HALF? HALF SPOON?"

I bought 1 big bottle and u said HALF SPOON? #$%^&*()#@!

Oookieee.. fine since i bought a big bottle.. so i added in 2 spoons.. :-p
then started with big fire and boilt. abt 30min.
then turned into very small fire stewed/braised it.
it was not really boiling it.. opened the cover..slowly keeping it warm
this process called "焐" [wù]. took about 1 hour or more..
The longer the better.
during the boiling process.. filtered away the bubbles..
to make the source clean and "clear"..

Test the meat with a chopstick. If u can easily pop into the meat with a chopstick.
Thats mean it is ready.
Start addin in soya source. DARK and SWEET soya source please.
turn on the fire a bit, not too big.

until the meat changed into soya color (darker brown) 20-30min
then addin rock sugar.
Sugar will make the source become steaky..
to stir a bit and it is ready to be served... :)

This dish should be sweet not sour... so not apple vineger.
and addin more sugar.
How much soya source? Dont know.. gut feel..this is call cooking!!

hahahahhaa
for me.. first time trying..
the result...
not bad huh? :)

hehe.. it is fantastic!!! slurp slurp

Hospital Joke

Finally step into the hospital again..
the last time I were in hospital for my own good was 7 years back..

so wasnt too familiar with procedure..
i only know..
I need pre-admission then do scanning.
so.. here is the conversation while preparing doc for pre-admission
between the nurse and me

Me: "What time i should come?"
Nurse: "I will check with the insurance co, if they approved this"
Me : "OK"
Nurse: "Tomorrow here half day. I will check. Then i will give you a call"
Me : "OK."

though i said OK but in my mind it was like hundred of ???.

So i asked again.
Me :" so if they reject i need not to come?"

LOL..... i wasnt feel so funny abt it when i asked..
it was only after i came out from the Hospital..
when i thought it back.. i really feel funny myself..
i don know what the nurse think..
may be she think "huh? this is nothing to do with approve or not.. its all depend on you.. wanna come and pay for it.. " :-p

i think she really felt amused or shock..

i remember her replied... "i will tell you if they approved or reject.if reject you have to make a decision."

hehehee..
excuse me.. i really never thought of it..
the previous time i admitted was emergency.. :-p

bad thing about medical card.. :-p
last time i need not to gone throught this hassle..

血拼 14 Hours @ Hatyai

i think thailand and me 情有独钟。。
for the passed 4 years i have enter into various parts of thailand..
phuket, bangkok,chiang mai and just recently i have a day trip to Hatyai...

血拼 14 HOurs @ Hatyai
It was a spontaneous trip calling up by my fren..
i plainly agreed despite the pile of bugs list in the project..

on the eve of the trip i started having doubt about it..
pre-trip panic symptom.. :-p
i was hesitated what the hell am I doing?
gotta wake up at 5am??!!
which potentially ended up in a road jam for most if the time..
that is torturing...!!!

anyway.. it seems the angel of mine has work mightyly..
i had awaken up in between the sleep to checked the clock..
and i managed to wake up by 5am..
i am excited... :)

615 we departed from Prai...
All the way...
kinda scary roaming along the deserted highway..with darkness engulfing us..
ya deserted.. not many car as i expected..
the traffic amazingly smooth..

We reached somewhere around Sintok/Kodiang at 730am..
the driver need to stop and buy insurance from a groceries shop..
we exchanged money there too..
which has a better rate as compare to penang..

We then having our 1st meal at "Thailand", chicken rice at Sadao at 9am.
The driver said its the best chicken rice in town and famous among the travellers...so must try..
well.. the verdict is.. ehem.. probably can compare to penang one..
but.. the driver forgotten that he is fetching passengers from Ipoh and Malacca..
So ... i gotta said we have different taste bud..Totally..
The shop is called Da Tong (大同),
a short distance after Sadao check point...

we were in center of Hatyai 30-40min later..
and thats where we started our first activity of the day..
shopping.. the pasar pagi...
i never thought i would do a lot of shopping there..
well... i think i enjoyed it much better as compare to bangkok..
hahahahaa

we went to visit temples, eating thai food,fate floating market and massage...
before we conclude the trip..
we savour ourself with Swensen Ice Cream and McDonald Port Burger..
Apparently my frens said.. Swensen there are cheaper and have more variaty..
there was once they spend all their money in Swensen..:)

The good thing is I enjoy the trip and we never stop action"ing"...
and we never waste the day... :)
we keep working, looking, eating, buying... :-p

and you will never believe this..
We came back with few boxes of instant noddle/Bee hoon/dong fen.. the famous MAMA..

and the best part is.. we just found out that...
the instant noddle life spam is actually very short..
6 months ONLY!!!
Thats's amazing.. can you believe it?

期望

没有期望， 哪来的失望？
没有奇迹， 哪来的惊喜？
没有期望， 哪来的拥有？
没有惊喜， 哪来的拥抱？
没有奇迹， 哪来的期许？
没有失望， 哪来的教训？

cheers..
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year...

好人× kiss了一下

心情。。
非常的轻松。。
非常的愉快。。
非常的senang。。
非常的relax。。
总之非常的悠闲舒畅 。。
兴致勃勃就是了。。

哦。。。 是买礼物去。。
驾到交通圈。。有点拥挤。。
slowdown。。

有点饿呃。。
eat banana。。
午餐时经过街市买的。。
轮胎缓慢的滚着进交通圈。。
就当要咬第二口香蕉时。。

“啪”紧急的刹车。。
怎么车前多了个人？
ouch！怎么会有辆 motor？
哪来的？
机尾好像藏在车下也？”
有人倒下了吗？
头上跳着 一大堆的 ???？
冒汗。

那人很凶似的望了下。
赶紧， 很匆忙的把手上仅吃一口的香蕉放在一旁。。

慢慢的他“拉”着motor出来。

“不是撞到会有声音吗？为什么没声音的？“
一直在“找”着声音。。

motor出来了，
phew..没有多一个人。。没有被人围。。
那人看一看他的 motor。。
再望一望，车子。。
很满意。。
就在他还末扬长而去之前，
还来得及打了个 “very good” 手势。。

受惊后，既然把爱车的情况给服略了。。
那个手势惊醒了梦中人。。
很不甘愿缓缓地打了指示灯。。
停到一旁看看。。

其实他不错， 好人， 还会跟着停下看看。
车，没事。。没事。。
擦伤了点。。
没大碍。。
都一样受惊了。。
点点头，挥挥手。。
好人，
分道扬镳去吧。

爱的代价

爱的代价
--张艾嘉

还记得年少时的梦吗
象朵永远不凋零的花
陪我经过那风吹雨打
看世事无常
看沧桑变化
那些为爱所付出的代价
是永远都难忘的啊
所有真心的痴心的话
永在我心中
虽然已没有他
走吧,走吧
人总要学着自己长大
走吧, 走吧
人生难免经历苦痛挣扎
走吧, 走吧
为自己的心找一个家
也曾伤心流泪
也曾黯然心碎
这是爱的代价
也许我偶尔还是会想他
偶尔难免会惦记着他
就当他是个老朋友啊
也让我心疼
也让我牵挂
只是我心中不再有火花
让往事都随风去吧
所有真心的痴心的话
仍在我心中
虽然已没有他
走吧, 走吧
人总要学着自己长大
走吧,走吧
人生难免经历苦痛挣扎
走吧, 走吧
为自己的心找一个家
也曾伤心流泪
也曾黯然心碎
这是爱的代价
为自己的心找一个家
也曾伤心流泪
也曾黯然心碎
这是爱的代价
也曾伤心流泪
也曾黯然心碎
这是爱的代价

Full Moon Beach Party

life seems like coming to a stop..

boringness,laziness hover all over the feeling..

to spice up the life..

to make it more excited..

i tot of a getaway..

rather 'excape-away'..

then a day in a newspaper..

saw an ad..'Full moon beach party'

wow..sound fun..

beach? i like!!

and the price looks affordable.. :-p

so... send a message over to another boring fella..

'beach party pulau pangkor, interested'

hahahaa...i can imagine a dull eyes suddenly 'ting' 'ting' sparkling...

because i was like that..

so question come..

'wat is beach party?'

'mmm...'

'beach party mean drink, dance, and drink and

and as time goes by ur outfit getting lesser and lesser.."

hahaha..nice description...

'beach party == one night stand'

wooo..hehehe.....

well in the end of the day... i did getaway..

but i ended sitting in an empty house alone..

sobbing hard while watching 'Marley and Me' ..

with swell eyes, a hand with coffee, am typing this...

ooooohhh... life....

i cant go anyway now...the swell red eyes

on aug 28.2009

I have SIN

ooo my god..
this room for rent thing really drive me CRAZY..

the adv was put up yesterday..
yes as predicted..
i have been receiving messages and calls...
i am expecting some other call but sigh..

anyway..
meeting with couple of strangers..
and they showed their interests..

with the overwhelm demand..
at once.. I broke my own promises..
a sinful decision..

good God... forgive me..

被人指责很不爽
当坏人的感受更不好受

It's not what enters men's mouths that's evil. It's what comes out of their mouths that is.

The Alchemist